[chav1]

around 1978 i stole/borrowed £5 from my mums purse and purchased as many click top biros that i could

i then went door to door around baxenden selling these pens at 50p each more than doubling my money and putting the £5 back before it was noticed missing

i tried again a week later but by mistake took two five pound notes and when i handed it across at the news agaents she rang my mum because she thought £10 was an awful lot of money for a 7 year old to be having

i go beat sensless but it does show that crime does pay as long as you dont get greedy or make dumb mistakes lol

around teh same time another profit making enterprise was in full swing

me and friends used to collect golf balls from the fields surrounding the baxenden golf course and sell them door to door , if buisness was slow we used to hide and nick golf balls as they landed on teh green

kids can be very resourcefull but i suppose the £10 head start wont hurt but any kid with any get up and go about them wont need the £10