[steeljack]

>> WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
>>
>> A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

>> Half-gallon of 2% milk,
>> A carton of eggs,
>> A quart of orange juice,
>> A head of romaine lettuce,
>> A 2 lb. can of coffee and
>> A 1 lb. package of bacon.
>>
>> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, an
>> obviously
drunk man standing and weaving from side to side behind her
watched as
she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
>>
>> While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,
>> "You must be single."
>>
>> The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued
>> by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
>>
>> She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
>> unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her
>> marital status.
>>
>> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
>> you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>>
>> The drunk replied ...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "Cause you're ugly."
>>
>>
>>
>>
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