Just had a quick shuftie at some of the story headlines in those tatty womens mags the wife reads,and was wondering if it's why the female of the species can be such a strange bunch.Examples..LAP DANCE PUNCH UP,i was too saucy for the social club
MY MANS SCARED OF GRANNIES,MY FATHER BEAT ME FOR BIENG BLIND,MY MR FIX IT PUT 46 STAPLES IN MY HEAD,EXPLODING BOOBS OF DOOM,HIS TINY TODGER TURNED MY GIRLS FELLA INTO A KILLER,SANTA STOLE MY SON,RAPED BY MY HUSBANDS GHOST,TRAIN YOUR MAN LIKE A DOG.......and thats only this weeks.God help us.