1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR EX?
Oh God NOOOOOO!!!
2. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Y-Fronts and a feather boa
3. APART FROM YOUR HOUSE & CAR WHATS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU'VE EVER BOUGHT?
I dunno.
4. DO YOU HOLD GRUDGES?
Yes 
5. MOST VISITED WEB PAGE?
Accyweb of course
6. DO YOU MAKE OVER 40K A YEAR?
That's just tips 
7. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
Yes, gotta keep em sweet, free babysitters
8. NAME ONE SONG YOU CAN RELATE TO RIGHT NOW?
Dreams - Cranberries
9. WHAT OTHER NAME WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE?
Anything except my own.
10. WOULD YOU EVER SNOG SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
Does sticking your tongue in accymels ear count? 
11. WHATS YOUR MOTHER'S NAME?
Dodgey Diane
12. WHAT DID YOU GET FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
A hangover! 
15. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE DRINK?
Anything alcoholic
16. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
7.30am
17. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
Can't remember
18. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO.
Tea bag the pup in the snow
19. HOW WOULD YOU SPEND £1MILLION?
I'd hire gorgeous naked male servants.
20. WHAT DID THE LAST TXT MSG YOU RECEIVED SAY, AND FROM WHO?
Off slinky asking what time I was picking my son up