[SPUGGIE J]

Wonder if he follows these in business?


Lesson One:
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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also
sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure,
why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle
and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you
must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson Two:
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull, they're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer,
who
shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't
keep
you there.


Lesson Three:
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While
he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung
on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him
out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
him.

Management Lesson: (1.) Not everyone who poo's on you is
your enemy. (2.) Not everyone who gets you out of poo is your friend.
(3.) And when you're in deep poo, it's best to keep your mouth shut!