Besides Tink's wanting bigger knockers(
) most people's wishes are really moving, and about loved ones, and not selfish wishes at all.
Although I can't really grant your wishes, there will be more karma given for the best answers.
The relpies that made me laugh are the ones who quoted Doug's wish to speak to his late father. I was going to ask why do two other members wish to speak to Doug's father as well? But that would have been a bit silly.