Re: Joke Of The Day
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
> > their family member lay gravely ill.
> > Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
> > "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
> > worried faces.
> > "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
> > transplant.
> > It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
> > Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
> > brain yourselves.."
> > The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a
great
>
> > length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
> > The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for
a
>
> > female brain."
> > The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
> > avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
> > A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
> > everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
> > The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the
> > entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark
> > down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been
> > used."
> > SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
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