A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the wife said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The husband thought for a few moments, then said,
"Your pussy is tighter than your sister's".
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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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