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Ok then so you've had a good root, what do you do with the boogies? Any of these sound familiar?
Place them under your desk.
Rub it in your hand until it disappears.
Use it to glue memos together.
Put it back in your nose.
Flick it at someone.
Eat it. Yum Yum!
Put it in a tissue.
Use instead of marshmallows in hot chocolate.
Place on bedpost. They don't lose their flavor overnight.
Put it in your ear because it tastes better than ear wax.
Dry it up, then snort it.
Use it to hold your coffee cup on the dashboard.
Stick it behind your ear so your ear sticks to the side of your head if you've got big ears.
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