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GoldenBallz · 11-11-2003, 14:46

But Lettie, unless someone has access to precision surgical instruments or an industrial laser cutter, I doubt very much you'll EVER actually get a half jammy dodger cos they absolutely NEVER break cleanly. The biscuit material's far too brittle. The wagon wheel is a different story altogether, its two layered enclosed soft-biscuit constitution filled with a tasty alternative to cavity wall insulation wrapped in chocolate lends itself much more to accurate and accident free sectioning (an unintentionally ironic choice of phraseology in as far as I reckon that's exactly what maybe should happen to any one of the board members participating in this biscuit thread for the good of society). I include myself here before I get a load of abuse!

Can't believe I'm discussing biscuits. I need to get out more (if that's possible).

11-11-2003, 14:46	#211
GoldenBallz Junior Member+ Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 13 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 0	Re: SILLY POSTS But Lettie, unless someone has access to precision surgical instruments or an industrial laser cutter, I doubt very much you'll EVER actually get a half jammy dodger cos they absolutely NEVER break cleanly. The biscuit material's far too brittle. The wagon wheel is a different story altogether, its two layered enclosed soft-biscuit constitution filled with a tasty alternative to cavity wall insulation wrapped in chocolate lends itself much more to accurate and accident free sectioning (an unintentionally ironic choice of phraseology in as far as I reckon that's exactly what maybe should happen to any one of the board members participating in this biscuit thread for the good of society). I include myself here before I get a load of abuse! Can't believe I'm discussing biscuits. I need to get out more (if that's possible). __________________ Why bother changing the lightbulb in the first place? I can pee on the carpet perfectly well in the dark!