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flashman · 06-08-2003, 15:19

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammography and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

06-08-2003, 15:19	#25
flashman Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cornwall, Ontario, Canada Posts: 54 Liked: 10 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammography and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied.