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Jo · 07-08-2003, 07:28

Bang!
A cumberland sausage factory exploded with such might that one of the sausages found it's way all the way to Heaven.
St. Peter at the heavenly gate gathered it up and asked himself "Wonder what this earthly artefact could be? I'll go and ask God."
So he took the Cumberland sausage to God. God examined it and said, "Sorry St. Peter, I've no idea what it is, try taking it to Jesus, he was on Earth, maybe he has more of an idea".
So St. Peter took the Cumberland sausage to Jesus.
"Sorry," said Jesus regretfully, after having carefully examined the Cumberland sausage, "I really don't have a clue, but you could try asking my mother Mary, she was on Earth longer than I was, maybe she knows".
So St. Peter went off to find Mary.
"Hello Mary," he said, " sorry to bother you, but this thing flew up from Earth and I'm trying to work out what it is".
Mary took the Cumberland sausage in her hands, rolled it round, felt it's texture, squeezed it firmly and pinched the tip and then declared,
"I can't be 100% sure, St. Peter, but it certainly does remind me in some way of the Holy Ghost!"

07-08-2003, 07:28	#30
Jo Full Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 394 Liked: 1 times Rep Power: 1527	Re: Joke Of The Day Bang! A cumberland sausage factory exploded with such might that one of the sausages found it's way all the way to Heaven. St. Peter at the heavenly gate gathered it up and asked himself "Wonder what this earthly artefact could be? I'll go and ask God." So he took the Cumberland sausage to God. God examined it and said, "Sorry St. Peter, I've no idea what it is, try taking it to Jesus, he was on Earth, maybe he has more of an idea". So St. Peter took the Cumberland sausage to Jesus. "Sorry," said Jesus regretfully, after having carefully examined the Cumberland sausage, "I really don't have a clue, but you could try asking my mother Mary, she was on Earth longer than I was, maybe she knows". So St. Peter went off to find Mary. "Hello Mary," he said, " sorry to bother you, but this thing flew up from Earth and I'm trying to work out what it is". Mary took the Cumberland sausage in her hands, rolled it round, felt it's texture, squeezed it firmly and pinched the tip and then declared, "I can't be 100% sure, St. Peter, but it certainly does remind me in some way of the Holy Ghost!"