Whilst at the game today I was subject to football violence, had a nice quiet pint or two-three-four - can't remember, when I came out the club house I got smacked in the face, should I report it, claim compensation?
I have to say I wasn't expecting it, I know who did it, I even bought her a drink earlier but I wont tell you who it was, its not right is it
IT WAS THE POSH HARWOOD RED
She accidently did it when she was putting her coat on
