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Mik Dickinson · 13-09-2003, 09:11

Bloke walks in to the sex shop in Accy and asks for a blow up doll.He is informed that the shop has just recieved a new cinsignment of State of the Art blow up dolls with hair in 7 places, but it cost 125 pounds.
The customer accepts.On getting home he fervently blows up the doll and starts.Pssst and the thing starts deflating.
Upset the customer fold up the doll, puts it over his arm and walks back to the shop.
He tells the shopkeeper on blowing up the doll and starting his fun the doll went down on him.
Bloody hell says the shopkeeper if i had known that i would have charged 250 quid

13-09-2003, 09:11	#61
Mik Dickinson Senior Member+ Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,276 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 45	Re: Joke Of The Day Bloke walks in to the sex shop in Accy and asks for a blow up doll.He is informed that the shop has just recieved a new cinsignment of State of the Art blow up dolls with hair in 7 places, but it cost 125 pounds. The customer accepts.On getting home he fervently blows up the doll and starts.Pssst and the thing starts deflating. Upset the customer fold up the doll, puts it over his arm and walks back to the shop. He tells the shopkeeper on blowing up the doll and starting his fun the doll went down on him. Bloody hell says the shopkeeper if i had known that i would have charged 250 quid __________________ BigMikDick from krautland