[Len]

I found this one.
enjoy.



Subject: Sheep

A New Zealander buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,
and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will
know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down
and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought.

He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means
he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his
Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has s*x with them all, brings
them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces
that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Landrover again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for
good measure brings them back and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning,he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and
drive them out to the woods. He spends all day sh***ing the sheep
and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at
the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the
sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover
and one of them is beeping the horn."