[suzster]

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby
that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits
down, fuming. She says to a man next to her,
"The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "You go right up there and tell
him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."