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suzster · 19-03-2007, 19:59

And it's official, the worlds greatest joke is: -

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/sc...est/index.html

Suz x.

19-03-2007, 19:59	#1277
suzster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 126 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day And it's official, the worlds greatest joke is: - Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/sc...est/index.html Suz x.