[jedimaster]

funnies thing i came accross
i was stuck in the middle of nowhere on me coach an needed a bite to eat
i noticed a newsagents advertsing hot and cold sandwiches
so i went in and it immediately struck me that it was an asian shop
ahh well i was hungy so i checked out the menu and ordered a
SAUSAGE AND EGG SANDWICH. i did notice that there was no bacon on the menu so i was expecting some strange asian sausage.........nope i got tinned hot dog sausages!!! (did they not realise that they are pork?)