An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot."
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty pound note out of the man's bottom, but then a £10 note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit," says the Irishman, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
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