[Len]

A man walks into a pub for the first time and stands at the bar.
The barman says to him…. may I get you a drink sir.
The man replies…. Thankyou, yes I will have a pint of bitter please.
The barman pores him the drink, gives it to him and says…. that will be
£1.50p
The man replies…I’m sorry but I am not paying for that! You made the offer to get me a drink and I accepted, therefore I shouldn’t have to pay.

Meanwhile theirs another man sat at a table, dressed in a shirt and tie, says excuse me but I have been listening to the conversation and I am a solicitor.
You barman offered to get him a drink, he accepted so he should not have to pay.

Barman says…. ok, ok drink your pint and leave; don’t come in here again your barred.
So the man drinks the pint and leaves.

Three or four days later the same man goes back into the same pub and goes to the bar.
The barman sees him and goes running over and says …I told you, you are barred from here!
The man says… what are you talking about; I’ve never been in here before in my life.
Barman says…oh are you sure?
The man replies…. yes never!
Barman says… well I barred someone who looks like you a couple of days ago and told him not to come back here again you must have a double.
The man replies …thankyou yes I’ll have a whisky.