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Tealeaf · 19-12-2003, 11:43

21) Shoot Rudolf - He'll make a good Venison Pie (even better served with Cranbury Jam)

22) Bed the Fairy Queen (assuming female)

24) Stick up a mobile speed camera on the street - he's bound to get nicked

25) Tell hem to take all the pressy wrapping back for recycling.

26) Having taken the wrapping off (see above), tell him the Pressy's are crap and he needs to get back out there and return with some decent ones.

27) Charge him 10 quid for the biccy's and mince pies

19-12-2003, 11:43	#2
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Re: ANNOY SANTA 21) Shoot Rudolf - He'll make a good Venison Pie (even better served with Cranbury Jam) 22) Bed the Fairy Queen (assuming female) 24) Stick up a mobile speed camera on the street - he's bound to get nicked 25) Tell hem to take all the pressy wrapping back for recycling. 26) Having taken the wrapping off (see above), tell him the Pressy's are crap and he needs to get back out there and return with some decent ones. 27) Charge him 10 quid for the biccy's and mince pies