Re: ANNOY SANTA
28) Hit him over the head with a poker, and when he's unconscious do a Saddam & shave his beard off, leaving just a tash. Remove his coat & strides and burn and throw some Carlsberg Special Brew over him, leaving empty can in his hand. Then dial 999 and tell the cops you've caught a drunken burglar breaking in who's been trying to nick your presy's. Claim a Good Citizens Reward from the Community Wardens.
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