[flashy]

my under the stairs door is jammed shut and i cant get it open, so someone told me to call the repair line which i did....



man...hello twin valley repair line how can i help you?

me...hello could i report a faulty door in my home that is jammed shut please

man...yes certainly, whats your address?

me...blah blah blah street (i didnt actually say that)

man..yes ok there will be someone there to repair it within the next 7 days

me...could you give me a specific date please?

man...no i'm sorry i can't

me... I BEG YOUR PARDON.(shakes her head in disbelief)..so what if i'm not in sometime within the next 7 days, what happens then?

man...well the joiner will come out and if your not in he will put a card through your door to say the job has been cancelled, then you will have to ring us back and re report it

me...you are joking right?

man...no not at all

me...well thats a bit stupid isnt it?

man..well i'm sorry thats all we can offer you, thankyou for calling twin valley repair line


then he hangs up


i was gobsmacked


looks like i'm waiting in for the next 7 days then, either that or i'll have to wait another 7 days after ive re reported it



pathetic i tell ya