[Mik Dickinson]

What about do ya want a smack??What kind of a question is that.
Or give it here i will kiss it better and it will be a pigs foot in the morning.I hurt my nose for crying out loud.Who wants a pigs foot in the middle of their face??
Or if you are a good boy today you will never see the present i am going to get you.
Mum owes me loads of presents for that.
When you fall down parents ask ' did you hurt yourself' Course i did i am not crying for nothing
When a child is asked would you like a sweetie???
What kind of a question is that?
If ya tired go to bed early as you are up early in the morning.
I'm buggered, i do not want to get up early.I want to lie in.
Did you not see the car coming?
Yes i did but i must be suicidal eh!
Or whos round is it?
Obviously not theirs otherwise they would not be asking