Re: Silly sayings
How about the old classroom classic "Keep your eyes on the blackboard while I go through it!" and why do we always saying something's making a "funny" noise - I can't remember the last garage/plumbers bill I laughed at. Finally a quote from the genius philosopher who wrote the book on the critical analysis of daft sayings.
"...The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!..." Homer Simpson
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Why bother changing the lightbulb in the first place? I can pee on the carpet perfectly well in the dark! 
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