We've got 2 public loos in our village, one in the centre and one beside the lake. They are both those "dalek" ones that you can't get in unless you pay and I would have to be at bursting point to use them as I suffer from claustrophobia - no windows and I'm sunk. I am also convinced that if I used one it would rise in the air, spinning slowly on a stripey pole, while playing the tune from the Magic Roundabout.
