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Eric · 25-03-2007, 21:09

A Canadian joke: At 10 celsius, Californians shiver, Canadians plant gardens. 1.5 c: Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down. -17c: NYC landlords turn on the heat, Canadians barbeque. -50c Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadian girl guides sell cookies door to door. -75c: Santa abandons the North Pole, Canadians finally put on long underwear. -114c ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated 'cause they can't thaw their beer. -273c, absolute zero: all atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying "cold, eh?". Finally Hell freezes over, The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

25-03-2007, 21:09	#1278
Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58525	Re: Joke Of The Day A Canadian joke: At 10 celsius, Californians shiver, Canadians plant gardens. 1.5 c: Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down. -17c: NYC landlords turn on the heat, Canadians barbeque. -50c Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadian girl guides sell cookies door to door. -75c: Santa abandons the North Pole, Canadians finally put on long underwear. -114c ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated 'cause they can't thaw their beer. -273c, absolute zero: all atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying "cold, eh?". Finally Hell freezes over, The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.