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Originally Posted by steeljack
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You asked for it: Two Newfies go into a pet shop. Gerry says to Mike "Dat's dem," pointing to the budgies. When the clerk asks them what they want, Gerry says "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in a paper bag." They leave the store and drive to Come by Chance, and stop at the edge of a 500ft. cliff. Gerry takes two of the birds, places them on his shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Mike watches as his mate plunges to a messy death on the rocks below, shakes his head sadly and says: "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
Newfies are a lot like people from Ossy, don't you think?