See, if I did want to appear literary, I'd have read Pratchett, and also Tolkien, but both leave me cold. Even though having a basic knowledge of those authors would help in the quizes I do.
Another so called classic, I've attempted to read umpteen times, and failed, is Joeseph Heller's one and only masterpiece Catch 22. God, it's boring.
Think I'll stick to reading the back of my toiletries.
