[jambutty]

I read somewhere today, on Ceefax I think it was, that someone had come up with a brilliant idea for solving the sovereignty claims to the Falkland Islands.

We should agree to hand them back to Argentine if they agree to grant them independence from Argentine. The Falklanders could then, if they wish, re-align themselves with GB and become a protectorate or just go it alone. That would be up to them.

The ceremonies could all take place on the same day. Tony and his world leader entourage would officiate at the lowering of the Union Flag and the Argentine leaders would do the same with the raising and then lowering of the Argentine flag, to be followed by the raising of the Falklands Islands flag. All done and dusted in less than one hour and they could all celebrate the occasion with a nice lamb dinner.