A man found an urn on Blackpool beach, whan he rubbed it a genie popped out and said, "ill grant you three wishes", this chap said "I dont like flying or sailing can you build me a bridge to Ireland", the genie replied,"that's a tall order, what's your second wish". The chap replied "can you tell me how a womans mind works" genie replied. "How many lights do you want on that bridge to Ireland mate.
