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Originally Posted by Ianto.W.
A woman was born with 2 reproductive organs, she asked god to remove one, she then asked what he'd done with the useless one, god replied I have created man.  |
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden. He had named all the animals, played with them (and, no doubt with himself). Feeling a little lonely, he asked God to make him a partner to share Eden. He described in detail what he considered the perfect mate and asked God to create it. God answered that his seven days were done, and anything else he created would have to be payed for, cash only, no debit, credit or cheques. Adam asked: "How much?" God replied: "Adam what you want will cost an arm and a leg." "Mmmm," said Adam; "What can I get for a rib?"