[Wynonie Harris]

A couple of things strike me about the whole situation...firstly, all this would never have happened if the Dear Leader's attempts at self-glorification hadn't involved us in this disastrous war in Iraq. Secondly, we may have come out of the whole situation better if we had a foreign secretary with a certain amount of gravitas, instead of a drab little nonentity who would be better suited as an assistant librarian or post office clerk.