Very good Jambutty, loved all that and all very true. Can't ever remember being scared of 'under the bed' 'cept when my sibling used to creep into the room, around the bottom of my parent's bed, slope slightly under my bed and pop up to say 'Boo' .. yes, bros. you know who you are, hope you reading this and feeling ashamed of yourself...
Didn't like the bit about someone grabbing your leg though, remember having thoughts like this .. oh hek, hope I sleep easy tonight.
In the meantime, am cleaning up there now to see if any surprises, will take a look
