The sillier the better huh......hmm......
Sit on your lawn in just a pair of wellies and sunglasses and preen them whilst listening to classical music.
Tie bows around them and paint there toe nails,encourage them to wolf whistle and lick their beaks seductively.
As for the mess-teach them to use the poo parlour division
As for "try not to make too much sense"-I dont.
ooh funny mood alert
