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Originally Posted by misskitty
The sillier the better huh......hmm......
Sit on your lawn in just a pair of wellies and sunglasses and preen them whilst listening to classical music.
Tie bows around them and paint there toe nails,encourage them to wolf whistle and lick their beaks seductively.
As for the mess-teach them to use the poo parlour division 
As for "try not to make too much sense"-I dont.
ooh funny mood alert  |
Nope, didn't work ... anyway most people in Kingston sit on their lawns in wellies sunglasses and nowt else ... the geese are used to it. Anyway geese don't go for the seductive bs, they mate for life, and are too puritanical for toe nail paint.