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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Do not sit upon the seat....the crabs in here can jump ten feet!
So what my Granny used to tell me about sitting on toilet seats was true  |
Or, don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, the crabs can pole vault.
I once saw written over a urinal "Why look up here, are you ashamed of it?" And written underneath in different handwriting: "No, I'm scared sh*tless of it!"
