[Diesel]

Calling old folk, young folk, every man and each,
Come and see the Frenchie thats washed up on the beach,
With two long arms, a great big tail, and covered all in hair,
We think that he's a spy,
So we'll hang him in the square

Seriously Mate, nice trolling effort, but it's wasted on a set of fans with intellect. The monkey you hung probably had more brain power than all your citizens put together.

And beating a struggling Club 1-0 when you're top of the League is nothing to brag about.