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Tealeaf · 13-10-2003, 12:33

        FOR THE MAN & WOMAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING

                    THE FERRARI, THE BOAT

                      THE CHATEAU IN FRANCE

....now comes how to impress the new love of your life...

                                 with....
                                                                                                          TEALEAFS CUSTOMISED CONDOMS

Yes, folks, what you've been looking for all your life has finally arrived......No more messing around bog-standard Durex Ribbed, the rogue Branson's dirty little Mates, or 10 for a quid small size from Poundstretchers on the market..............You can now get your very own, individually marked condoms.......what more do you need at that crucial moment to impress the one you want......

Individually stamped with your name and piccy on the bacofoil, printed with either poems or adult piccys ( either way up), and coming in one of 3 wild exotic flavours:

             a) Potato Pie

             b) Dandelion & Burdock

             c) Smokey Bacon Crisps

...This offer is exclusive to members of the Accringtonweb, and is made at the never-to-be-repeated 2003 Christmas Special price of £99.99 per gross plus £3.50 p & p.

Just send your order to Tealeaf at his personal message board..

NEW!

PERSONALISED CONDOM EXCESSORIES!

Do you need somewhere personal to put your faboulous new condoms......

JUST IN STOCK..

Thongs and Y fronts.....all with a personalised condom pouch....in Orange & blue polkadot

REMEMBER FOLKS...

YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A PERSONALISED CONDOM..

MADE & TESTED IN ACCRINGTON (Not Church - we don't want to give the town a bad name, do we?)
 

13-10-2003, 12:33	#1
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Customised Condoms         FOR THE MAN & WOMAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING                     THE FERRARI, THE BOAT                       THE CHATEAU IN FRANCE ....now comes how to impress the new love of your life...                                  with....                                                                                                           TEALEAFS CUSTOMISED CONDOMS Yes, folks, what you've been looking for all your life has finally arrived......No more messing around bog-standard Durex Ribbed, the rogue Branson's dirty little Mates, or 10 for a quid small size from Poundstretchers on the market..............You can now get your very own, individually marked condoms.......what more do you need at that crucial moment to impress the one you want...... Individually stamped with your name and piccy on the bacofoil, printed with either poems or adult piccys ( either way up), and coming in one of 3 wild exotic flavours:              a) Potato Pie              b) Dandelion & Burdock              c) Smokey Bacon Crisps ...This offer is exclusive to members of the Accringtonweb, and is made at the never-to-be-repeated 2003 Christmas Special price of £99.99 per gross plus £3.50 p & p. Just send your order to Tealeaf at his personal message board.. NEW! PERSONALISED CONDOM EXCESSORIES! Do you need somewhere personal to put your faboulous new condoms...... JUST IN STOCK.. Thongs and Y fronts.....all with a personalised condom pouch....in Orange & blue polkadot REMEMBER FOLKS... YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A PERSONALISED CONDOM.. MADE & TESTED IN ACCRINGTON (Not Church - we don't want to give the town a bad name, do we?)