Quote:
Originally Posted by yerself
Don't eat Veget bread,
It makes you sh1t like lead
And fart like thunder,
And no bloody wonder,
So don't eat Veget bread.
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Farting like thunder may be beneficial. As my grandad used to say
A fart is a gust of wind
That gives the belly ease.
It warms the bed in winter,
And drives away the fleas.