yeah SCABBY (( thats what I call her dog....but not to it's face, cos it's a big dig lol ))
dig dig?
You dont dig on a football pitch!!! Thats sacrilege - unless you want to make sure the opposition sprains their ankle - but you might just put one of your own players in the hospital.
Now back to the important part .......... WAGs
Dont you think your son is a bit too young for the wife part - not the girlfriend but the wife so it should be MAGs for him - mum, aunts and girlfriends!!!