The first visit to Planet X
You stand and look around. This place seems habitable, it has a blue sea and its sun is making the clear air warm and pleasant. This may be the place to start afresh.
Ah, you can see life-forms in the distance. You wonder if they are hostile. Oh, you're about to find out - they've spotted you and are moving towards you. You take a step backwards but the leader is advancing, fast, waving a sheet of paper. It opens its mouth and speaks,
" 'Scuse me, are you interested in buying a Time Share?"