Re: What a load of old rubbish!
I'd have liked to know how much other boldily secretions we produce, besides number ones and number twos.
Do we sweat enough to fill a swimming pool?
Do we make enough sleep (that green eye crust) to fill a bucket?
There are other ruder things I would have liked to know too. 
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