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Originally Posted by shillelagh
Going back to basics, each of us will have sex 4,239 times, pass wind 35,815 times, vomit 149 litres, blink our eyes 415 million times, have 7,163 baths and get through 656 bars of soap, 198 bottles of shampoo, 272 deodorants, 276 tubes of toothpaste, 78 toothbrushes, 35 tubes of styling gel, 37 bottles of perfume, 68 bottles of nail varnish and 56 tubes of lipstick.
I dont have a bath - was took out about 6 years ago, dont use styling gel - never used it, perfume - i bought a bottle about 6 years ago and its still going strong now, never paint my nails - mainly because i bite them. I have an electric toothbrush still going strong after 5 years of use - i have changed the brush head though.
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I guess that means f***ing is more fun than f***ing ... or perhaps just that one doesn't have to get involved in a complex coupling in order to do it.
Of course, there is also belching, which is also a lot of fun. I think I've already had more than my quota of beer, and am well into someone else's. I quit the cigs but I still roll a few.
If you don't have a bath, perhaps you should consider using perfume.
