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Busman747 · 30-04-2007, 17:38

Working people frequently ask the retired what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote! personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

(many thanks to Ken from another forum)

30-04-2007, 17:38	#1
Busman747 Always EVIL within us Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 1,568 Blog Entries: 4 Liked: 40 times Rep Power: 1670	Retired and Bored? Working people frequently ask the retired what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote! personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. (many thanks to Ken from another forum) __________________ Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)