[Caz]

You keep more food in the fridge than beer.

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.

The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You sink your teeth into a steak – and they stay there.

Grass is something you cut, not cultivate.

Your back goes out more than you do.

Your secrets are safe with your friends, cos they can’t remember them either.

You’re cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

An all nighter means not getting up for a pee.

You keep repeating yourself.

You keep repeating yourself.