[Caz]

You know you're getting old when:

At the airport, they ask to check your bags . . . and you're not carrying any luggage.

When you do the "Hokey cokey" you put your left hip out . . . and it stays out.

You begin every other sentence with,  "Nowadays . . ."

You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.

Your childhood toys are now in an antique shop.

The clothes that you put away until they came back in style . . . came back in style.

You get really excited when someone gives you something from Marks and Spencer.