Re: You Know You're Getting Old When......
Dr Scholl shoes start to look comfy.
You feed your dog Science diet instead of Mc Donalds leftovers
Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
6am is when you get up and not when you go to bed.
Older relatives feel comfy telling rude jokes around you???
A £1.99 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You go to the chemist for Ibuprofen and Aspirin rather than pregnancy tests. ;D ;D ;D
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