[Tealeaf]

Its no surprise that women do not know how to pack. They simply lack the neccessary logic and the ability to think ahead. It's not just in suitcase packing that this can be seen - I've just spent 10 minutes stood in the pouring rain behind some stupid twenty-something female as she extracted money from a cash machine.

Here is the sequence of events:

1) It's woman's turn at said machine

2) Woman approaches machine and opens bag.

3) She then roots in bag for purse

4) Finding purse, she then opens it

5) Roots in purse for card

6) Finding card, she insets in slot.

7) Enters PIN number.

8) Wrong PIN number

9) Re-enters PIN number

10) Guess what? Wrong number again

11) Woman roots in bag again for purse

12) Finds purse and roots in purse for piece of paper

13) Reads paper then inserts card

14) Enters correct PIN number

15) Obtains mini-statement from ATM

16) Retrieves card, reinserts and enters PIN

17) Retrieves card and obtains cash

18) Counts cash, still standing in front of ATM

19) Woman's female mate turns up and greetings exchanged.

20) Womans mate ignores queue.

21) Woman's mate proceeds to 1), above.


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MY TURN:

1) Card in hand, insert in slot

2) Enter PIN

3) Retrieve cash and card.