[Mik Dickinson]

A father in Ireland walks out in to the garden to see his daughter.He reflects on how sweet and innocent his child looks.
She is staring at two spiders mating.
Daddy ahe says what are the spiders doing.
They are mating he says
What is the one on top then she says.
That is a daddy long legs says the father.
So the one underneath is a mummy long legs she says.
No says the father that is also a daddy long legs
The daughter jumps up and lands with both  feet on the spiders.
Why did you do that say the father.
the daughter replies:-
That **** might be acceptable in France, Holland and the rest of Europe but not here in Ireland